I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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