He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I fill condoms, not promises.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
