Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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