I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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