Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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