can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm always down for nudity.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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