I just cut my nipple shaving
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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