You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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