How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Randomize
