google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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