So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
What did we do last night that was yellow?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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