i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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