Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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