North Korea, Best Korea!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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