he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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