She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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