Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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