Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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