And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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