That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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