Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
The ass gains better be worth it
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