can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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