This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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