You really coming over, don't trick.
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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