Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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