it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Help. Why am I so naked?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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