i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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