How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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