Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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