god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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