Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Found the puke drawer
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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