So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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