i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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