so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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