So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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