well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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