i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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