Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
