I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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