Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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