I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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