**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i think my mom watched the whole time
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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