Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
well you can't waste a boner
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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