Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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