DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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