So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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