return my video game
actually, I'm a sock model
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Drunk is a universal language darling
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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