too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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