I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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