Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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