he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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