Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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