i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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