I think my vagina is haunted
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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